Layoff Report

Anyone actually get a packet today? The WARN notice is live.

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·15d ago·1 comments

So the WARN notice for the March 28th cut dropped, but it’s eerily quiet in the halls today. I’ve been refreshing my inbox every ten minutes waiting for the 'meeting request' that everyone dreads. Is this it, or is the company trying to drag this out over the next few weeks? I’ve heard rumors that this is just the first wave and they’re targeting specific assets to trim the fat before the quarterly earnings call. If anyone has been impacted or knows someone who has, can you drop a hint on which departments are being gutted? It’s tough sitting here staring at a blank screen wondering if I’m still employed by Friday afternoon. The transparency here is nonexistent as usual.

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·15d ago

I’m in the same boat, constantly checking my email while pretending to work. From what I’ve gathered around the office, the rollout is definitely staggered. It seems like management is trying to avoid a mass panic by trickling the notifications out rather than doing a single, loud event. I have a friend in the assets group who already got the call this morning, so if you haven't heard anything yet, you might be in the clear for this round, but don't hold your breath. This whole process feels incredibly cold and disorganized compared to previous cycles.